Stephs Birthday Song -----aka Up Against The Wall Red Necked Mother
She was born, in Iowa,
Mother’s's names ol' Betty Lou Thelma Liz
She's not responsible for what she's doin'
Her mother made her what she is.
Chorus: She's up against the wall, redneck mother,
Mother who has raised her daughter so well. (so well so well ...)
She's thirty seven and drinkin' at NCC, but not real late
Kickin' hippies ass's and raisin' hell. Well you know,
Sure like to drink that Lone Star Beer
Chases it with Wild Turkey Bourbon liquour
She got a '02 Durango SUV - truck
With a gunrack, and a
"I'd rather step in shit than smoke it" Bumper sticker.
Chorus) Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my SUV truck
O is for the Oil I should put on my hair
T is for Tom who is leaving us for Des Moines
H is for horror shows Weasey stages late on Thur nites
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.